How To: Make a giant spider web for Halloween

Now the werewolf and the vampire are no longer threats, but we have heard reports of the giant spider going on drinking binges and webbing up large buildings and even entire towns in the California wine regions as well as in Kentucky bourbon country. It even left a slurred message on our answering machine about plans to step up the devastation this October 31st. We can't protect each of you from this sticky conclusion, but we can offer a suggestion: build your own giant spider web and you will be safe. That's because our runaway spider lush will think he already webbed your haunted house and move along to the nearest pub.